FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young CHEF named ANTHONY. He was QUICKLY BANGING in the AWESOME forest when he met HUGE BILLY, a run-away GARBAGE MAN from the SILLY Queen BRE.

ANTHONY could see that HUGE BILLY was hungry so he reached into his BAG and give him his HOT PASTA. HUGE BILLY was thankful for ANTHONY's PASTA, so he told ANTHONY a very STUPID story about Queen BRE's daughter RACHEL. How her mother, the SILLY Queen BRE, kept her locked away in a SEARS TOWER protected by a gigantic MONKEY, because RACHEL was so ORANGE.

ANTHONY HIT. He vowed to HUGE BILLY the GARBAGE MAN that he would save the ORANGE RACHEL. He would FLY the MONKEY, and take RACHEL far away from her eveil mother, the SILLY Queen BRE, and KILL her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SCANDELOUS TORNADO and HUGE BILLY the GARBAGE MAN began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic MONKEY from his story. SILLY Queen BRE DROVE out from behind a BALL and struck ANTHONY dead. In the far off SEARS TOWER you could hear a QUEEF.

THE END.

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